Chronic masturbation made me miss my graduation.
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Stop blaming yourself and start blaming your chronic masturbation for you inability to graduate from college. Perfect for finals week excuses and commencement ceremonies where you're not allowed to participate.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!